A sweet joke

What would you like to have; fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or coffee?" "Tea, please." "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?" "Ceylon tea."

Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (Hilarious

The centre for disease control has issued a medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). If you see anyone infected by WORK do not go near him/her. The virus will wipe out your private life entirely.
 
If you come in contact with this WORK, you should immediately take at least two of your friends to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief"(BAR) centre to take one or both the antidotes known as " Work isolating Neutraliser Extract" (WINE) and "Bothersome Employer Eliminitation Rebooter" (BEER), and continue the dosage till WORK is eliminated from your system completely.
 
Please forward this message to all your friends and save their lives.
 
Issued in public interest by "Buddies for Erodication of Work Disease Association." (BEWADA's)

its funny just to 9

U know what is the largest word in english language. "SmileS" bcoz there is mile between two "S". (S mile S). So spread smiles everywhere.

When you are a caller

-- Hello? -- Is that John? -- Can I speak to John? -- May I speak to John? When you are a receiver -- This is John speaking, who's that? -- Who's speaking please? -- Who's calling please? When you ask the caller to wait -- One moment please. -- Just a minute please. -- Hold on please. -- Hang on please When you ask the caller to leave messages -- Can you leave the message? -- Can I take your message? -- Would you like to leave a message? -- Would you like him/her to call you back? When calling the wrong number -- I'm afraid you got the wrong number -- Sorry, I think you reach the wrong number When asking the receiver to transfer the line -- Can I have extension 1234 please? -- Could you please transfer the line to Mr. John please? When finish talking -- Nice talking to you -- Talk to you later