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Every time i miss you, a star falls. So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much! To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again. Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love's not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true ...In this life I was loved by you Let`s share the world. A sea is for you, and waves are for me. The sky is for you, and stars are for me. The sun is for you, and light is for me. Everything is for you, and you are for me...

Three Words

Three Words
What is the theme of almost every song ever sung -
and almost every movie ever made?
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LOVE.
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Lost love, found love, risky love, scorned love.
It's endless! We just want love!
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jokes

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date. ********** Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so. ********** Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. ********** Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ********** Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ********** Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap. ********** A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" ********** Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: " A Billionaire" ********** Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning . ********** A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

Phrases to be repeated rapidly

If u can do it  i will eat my hat 

A cricket critic

A black bug's blood

Irish wristwatch

Legend tripping

Liril

Red lorry, yellow lorry

Variants

• Red leather, yellow leather
• Red welly, yellow welly

Road-roller

Upper roller, lower roller

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

Toy boat

Unique New York

Stupid Superstition