The centre for disease control has issued a medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). If you see anyone infected by WORK do not go near him/her. The virus will wipe out your private life entirely.
If you come in contact with this WORK, you should immediately take at least two of your friends to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief"(BAR) centre to take one or both the antidotes known as " Work isolating Neutraliser Extract" (WINE) and "Bothersome Employer Eliminitation Rebooter" (BEER), and continue the dosage till WORK is eliminated from your system completely.
Please forward this message to all your friends and save their lives.
Issued in public interest by "Buddies for Erodication of Work Disease Association." (BEWADA's)