Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.. Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.*********
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.*********
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?*********
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!*********