10 top lies told by graduate student
1.no really.i'll be out of here only two more.
2.my job prospects look really good
3.the department is giving me so much support
4. I just have one more book to read and then l will start writing.
5.i turned down a lot of job offers to come here
6.your latest article was so inspiring
7.i would never date an undergraduate
8.my work has a lot of practical importance
8.i'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article
10.it doesn’t bother me at all that my college roommate is making 80000$ a year on wall street!
Now I will write a joke for you.
Three EFL students are walking down the road to their remedial listening comprehension workshop. "it’s windy" .says the first. "no it isn’t.it;s Thursday."says the second."me too!"says the third."forget the listening.let;s go for a drink