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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.. Wife: When must I give them to him?  

Doctor: They are for you